Why don’t sound waves ever get lost?
Because they always follow the path of least resonance!
Sound waves walked into a bar, but it was so crowded they had to compress to get through!
How do sound waves say hello?
They wave!
The rock band’s guitar riff was so distorted, it confused the sound waves into thinking they were particle waves. Quantum physicists are still trying to observe the results without changing them!
What did the speaker give as a farewell?
A sound wave!