Kulturtechno

The dubstep producer’s bass was so intense, it caused a Doppler effect in the club. Dancers on one side of the room heard „wub wub wub,“ while those on the other side heard „buw buw buw.“
The sound waves tried to take a break, but they couldn’t stay still—they were always oscillating between work and rest.
A sound wave walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said, „Sorry, we don’t serve waves here.“
The sound wave replied, „Oh, come on! It’s just a phase!“
A sound wave was feeling really tired. So, it went to bed .
The next morning, it woke up and said, „I had the weirdest dream. I was a particle!“